amest i bovvered, forsooth?

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

snorlaxatives:

peanutbuttercupzz:

snorlaxatives:

anastaciaalexis:

snorlaxatives:

"freeze pops" "popsicle bags" what the hell is wrong with you people they are OTTER POPS

THEY ARE CALLED FREEZIES WHO ARE YOU.

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WHAT DO THESE SAY??????????? 

In Australia they’re called “Zooper Doopers”

honestly what the hell i don’t even think australians are real people 

starkidwhoavengedhogwarts:

if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.

(Source: bloodyhell-ronweasley)

tyleroakley:

random-clarity:

theoddoneouut:

ellosteph:

A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 

that is not what i expected, woah

I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life

watch and learn

(Source: louyouwhore)

heckayeah:

american sex ed

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings)

"Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions."
— Susan Cain (via quotes-shape-us)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes